Why?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

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Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

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Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?

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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

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Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

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What is the speed of darkness?

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Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?

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If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?

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If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

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If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

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If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

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Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

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If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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Can you cry under water?

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What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

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If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases

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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?

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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

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Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? They're still going to see you naked anyway.

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