Jokes

These are some of my favourite jokes. I did not write them myself. As I can never remember jokes, I have saved all the jokes for rainy days.

Fun at The Zoo — by admin — last modified 2006-09-09 03:37 PM One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. The wife...who needs enemies — by admin — last modified 2006-09-09 03:37 PM A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." Why? — by admin — last modified 2006-09-09 03:37 PM Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Killer Biscuit — by admin — last modified 2006-09-09 03:37 PM This is an actual story reported on Australian TV... Here is a joke by hawknut. — by admin — last modified 2006-09-09 03:37 PM The day finally arrived; Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. Black Robber — by admin — last modified 2006-09-09 03:37 PM True Story For anyone who didn't see the episode of David Letterman on which this story was told, read this: (And remember it's a true story...) Deal of the Century — by admin — last modified 2006-09-09 03:37 PM A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "No way, pal. I don't think you can pay for it."